Coffee Call Gang

Old age is golden I've heard it said,
But sometimes I wonder, as I go to bed.
With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup,
And my glasses on a shelf, until I get up.
And when sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself,
Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?

Cecil Ranzino

When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. 

A. J. Lanehart

 Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

George Frew 

My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

Butch Seguin  

Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when 
you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. 

Jim Devitt

 Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

John Nelson

The reason I know my Youth has been spent,
Is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went!
But really I don't mind, when I think with a grin,
Of all the places my get-up has been.

Tom Ranzino

There are three kinds of men.  The one that learns by reading.  The few who learn by observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Monroe Buford

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, 
take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

 Nelson Boudreaux

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. 
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...

To the Coffee Call Gang: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Cecil Ranzina, John Nelson, Unknown, Nelson Boudreaux