I work so hard; meanwhile my wife stays at home.
I would give anything if you would
grant me one wish: "switch me into my wife"
she's got it easy at home. I
want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is.
As God was listening He decided to grant his wish.
Next morning the "new woman" wakes up,
makes lunch boxes, prepares
breakfast, wakes up the kids for school,
puts a load of clothes in the
washer, takes the meat out of the freezer,
drives the kids to school. On
his way back stops at the gas station,
cashes a check, pays the electric
and phone bills, picks up some clothes
from the cleaners and quickly goes
to the market. It was 1:00 o'clock already.
He made the beds, took the
clothes out of the washer and put another load in,
he vacuumed the house
and cooked some rice. He went to
pick up the kids from school and settled an
argument the kids were having.
As soon as he got home he fed the kids, washed the
dirty dishes and hung the damp clothes he had washed on
the chairs because
it was raining outside.
He helped the kids with their homework, watched
some TV while he ironed some clothes,
prepared dinner, he gave the kids a
bath and put them to sleep.
At 9:00 pm he was so tired and he went to bed.
Of course there was some more duties
and somehow he managed to get them
done before falling asleep. .
The next morning he prays to God once again:
Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I asked you to
grant my wish, I can't take it anymore.
I beg you please switch me back to myself, please, oh please.
Then he heard God's voice speaking to him, saying:
Dear son, of course I'll switch you back into yourself,
but there's one minor detail:
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT 9 MONTHS
LAST NIGHT YOU GOT PREGNANT.